1. This is your golden rule...
2. This is your eternal struggle.
3. And these are the truest words ever said.
4. Picasso would be jealous of your pencils and brushes...
5. ...and your shaping tool collection would put an operating room to shame.
6. But you're terrified to overpluck...
7. ...because growing those shits back in takes forever.
8. Other people's brows bother you way too much.
9. Like, you want to go back in time just to ask Clara Bow, "Can you not?"
10. Or ask young Brooke Shields, "May I?"
11. Hair extensions? Meh.
12. EYEBROW EXTENSIONS, THO.
13. If you have an eyebrow lady, you have an unreasonable attachment to her.
14. And you will protect your investment in her services by any means necessary.
15. Still, though, you're awfully tempted to mess around between appointments.
NO ONE TOLD ME THAT GETTING MY BROWS WAXED MEANT I HAVE TO STOP TWEEZING I CAN'T DO THIS
16. Which is what makes this is the most relaxing thing you've seen all day.
17. Or maybe this.
18. You're extra picky about your inner circle...
19. ...because you know how hard breaking up is to do.
20. But if someone's lucky enough to earn your love, they'll earn your brow skills too.
21. And that's all that really matters.
