1. So there's The Dress. And clearly you know it is blue and black.
2. You are aware of what the color blue looks like, because you're a grown human who graduated kindergarten.
3. When you first heard people talking about The Dress, you were confused, because how could there be any question what color it is?
4. But there are people who say it's white and gold.
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6. Who even ARE these people? How do they exist in the world?
7. Can they not see? Do they need their prescription checked? Something is stuck in their contacts?
8. Anyone who sees a white dress clearly has some vision impairment.
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9. How is it even physically possible for anyone to see this as anything other than blue?
10. You're in the minority. But minority that is totally correct.
11. It is impossible to argue with someone who sees white and gold. Don't even try.
12. Just let them enjoy their little fantasy world.
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13. You know what BLUE looks like. You are a resident of planet Earth (the blue planet, but that's besides the point).
14. Rest assured, you are on the right side of history, Blue-Dress-Seers.
15. So it turns out the dress really probably definitely is blue.
16. You're very happy this is all cleared up because the debate was getting entirely out of hand.
17. As much as you might want to gloat, be nice about it.
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