1.
Oh hey, THIS ISN'T SCARY AT ALL.
2.
I'm sure you didn't jump out of your skin at this dunce/clown/maniac figure.
3.
No, you're totally calm looking at this old timey child wearing an old timey witch costume.
5.
Yeah, everything's fine.
6.
This is...AUSHHDHdl;jfa;sldfj WHAT IS THIS?
7.
Hello darkness, my old friend.
8.
Isn't this how The Strangers begins?
9.
I'm not screaming, you are.
10.
Oh, nothing but a terrifying AF pig mask.
11.
HOLY OMG. SHE IS ON ROLLER SKATES.
14.
This photo caption says "man dressed as cat" but I think we really know this is an Ancient Cat God doing his bidding for his cat people.
15.
Is there anything as terrifying as a grown ass woman dressed as Little Bo Peep? No.
16.
Well, OK, whatever this is comes a close second.
17.
A tiny child with a mustache? Sure.
18.
Look, it's your boyfriend Clowny McClownface.
19.
What's worse than one clown? A BEVY OF CLOWNS.
20.
*STARES INTO THE GAPING CLOWN MAW AND DIES A LITTLE INSIDE*
