TV and Movies·Posted on 23 Nov 201716 Damn Good Tweets About "Beauty And The Beast" That'll Make You Laugh"'Be Our Guest' is a great song but at the same time it's a man candle telling a woman what a restaurant is."by Jenna GuillaumeEditor-at-Large, BuzzFeed AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us 01:26 AM - 16 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Kibblesmith ⚔️ @kibblesmith Do we all agree there is a 100% chance an earlier version of this machine killed Belle's mom 11:07 PM - 02 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Elle Oh Hell🤺 @ElleOhHell [Beauty and the Beast, Tinder Edition] BELLE: *swipes left* [credits] 06:55 PM - 25 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Megan Amram @meganamram Belle was the first hot girl to pretend she was a nerd in high school 04:18 PM - 30 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. mamatcha @martcha_tea "New and a bit...alarming" -Belle realizing she might be into bestiality 🌚🌚🌚🌚 12:55 AM - 22 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Mara Wilson @MaraWilson Belle could have easily set up some kind of literacy program in her town instead of being a pretentious snit about it 06:42 PM - 28 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. larry mcdonalds @laceymicallef i'm that lady in beauty in the beast just shrieking "I NEED SIX EGGS" 12:39 AM - 29 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Jesse McLaren @McJesse If I were Princess Belle I'd never get past the talking furniture. 4 days in I'd still be screaming. 05:15 PM - 29 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Brock Baker @BrockBaker My favorite character in Beauty and the Beast is this dresser waiting to fuck up a villager with a baseball bat. 12:43 AM - 27 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Deirdre @figgled Beauty & the Beast review 1. I'd fuck Gaston 2. I'd fuck the Beast 3. I have not had sex in a very long time 4. I will fuck the kettle 04:53 AM - 06 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Nimra @smokyswaggin "Beauty And The Beast" taught me that looks don't matter, as long as you are rich and live in a palace 07:06 PM - 22 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Carrie Wittmer💉 @carriesnotscary "Be Our Guest" is a great song but at the same time it's a man candle telling a woman what a restaurant is 02:39 PM - 16 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. dbh @dannyboyharvey I spend far too much of my life wondering what household object I'd have been turned into if I was in Beauty and the Beast. 10:34 PM - 14 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Jeremy Radin @germyradin BEAST: STAY OUT OF THE WEST WING BELLE: why BEAST: JUST STAY OUT [later, Belle enters West Wing] ROB LOWE: hi BELLE : 😍😍😍 BEAST: SON OF A 08:02 PM - 12 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets *watches Beauty and the Beast* *looks at dirty dishes in sink* WASH YOURSELVES AND SING TO ME! 07:00 PM - 28 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. ❌ara ❌cCann @MaraMcCanteven I guess you could say Gaston was the winner of the No Belle Prize *slaps knee* 11:10 PM - 07 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite