Say "Han So-long" to terrible Star Wars jokes. And put your favorite Baby Yoda memes aside. We found jokes that span the Star Wars universe—from Episode IV to The Mandalorian—that only true fans would understand. They're all from a galaxy far far away...the internet.
1. "How do Tuskens cheat on their taxes? They always single file, to hide their numbers."
2. "Why doesn't Darth Plagueis ever catch a cold? He's a Muun."
3. "Where did Luke get his bionic hand? The second hand store.
4. "Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? In charge of scheduling Yoda was."
5. "What’s Jango Fett’s son’s favorite drink? Boba Tea."
6. "Why did the storm trooper buy the iPhone? He couldn't find the droid he was looking for."
7. "Why can't Jedi send pictures or documents with their emails? Because attachments are forbidden."
8. "How many Jedi does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them, they hate the dark side!"
9. "What is a clone trooper's favorite band? OneRepublic."
10. "What do Darth Vader and Americans have in common? They both use Imperial Units."
11. "What’s the favorite pasta of the Daimyo of Tatooine? Fett-uccini, of course."
14. "You'd think more people would be afraid of lightsabers. But they seem to find them quite disarming."
15. "Why can't Darth Vader strike up a new love life? He's looking in Alderaan places."
16. "What is a Jedi’s favorite desert? Obi-Wan Cannoli."
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18. "Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang Solow!"
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20. "What's the internal temperature of a Taun-Taun? Lukewarm."
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22. "How does Wicket get around Endor? Ewoks."
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24. "Do Gungans store food? Because I surely hope they keep food in jar jars."
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27. "What do Jedi's use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi."
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30. "Where does Jabba eat dinner? Pizza Hutt."
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32. "Is BB hungry? No, BB8."
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34. "Obi-wan and Luke are eating at a Chinese restaurant when Obi-wan notices that Luke is having trouble with his chopsticks. He tries to demonstrate but Luke just can't get it. Obi-wan gives up and says 'Use the forks, Luke.'"
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36. "Did you hear the New Jedi Order was starting an 80's cover band? They're called Durron Durron."
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38. "I hear Ben and Jerry's came out with a Wookie flavored ice cream. It's a bit Chewie."
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40. "I went to a sale at the Maul. Everything was half off."
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42. "How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Xmas?He felt his presents."
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79. "What was Tarkin's favorite brand of toilet paper? Charmin to the last."
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This article contains content from Hannah Marder, Robin Edds, Jamie Jirak, and Kat Angus. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.