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19 Things Fabio Is Actually Thinking On Romance Novel Covers

“LOL. Your boobs smell like pancakes.”

1. "If her hair catches on fire, I'm leaving her to die."

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2. "Is there anything more erotic than extreme close-up mouth breathing?"

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3. "BITCH STOLE MY NIGHTGOWN."

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4. "How are we able to balance in this position, even? I'm legit concerned."

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5. "Just got sand in my man-thong."

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"YUP. DEFINITELY. SAND. IN. MY. MAN. JUNK."

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6. "How long do I have to hold this? Five more seconds? 10? It's going to be awkward when I drop her."

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7. ::: whispers ::: "LOL. Your boobs smell like pancakes."

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8. "I should've brought a sweater."

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9. "I should've brought a sweater with buttons."

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10. "I should've gone for a full french braid instead of this one-strand braid. LC would be so ashamed of me."

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11. "Da fuck... She hasn't even complimented my belt yet."

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Shit's about to get WET.

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12. "What's a VideoNovel anyway? Doesn't that just mean a movie?"

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13. "This chick just totally photobombed my selfie."

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14. "Are we floating in the middle of the ocean? How?"

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15. "Maybe this whole, 'Let's stand under a waterfall and hold each other' thing wasn't SUCH a great idea."

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16. "Oh, you like these tights? You should, since they're yours."

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17. "Are we not going to acknowledge this giant and his dong just standing there?"

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Also, are they sitting on his giant dong? What's the positioning here?

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18. "Can you put your pinkie on my nip, please? Thanks."

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19. "I'm really glad someone invented indoor wind, it's doing WONDERS for my hair right now."

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And it seems to be blowing in two directions...

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