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27 Tweets That Are True For Absolutely No Reason At All

You know it's true.

1. Sneezing is the closest you'll come to death:

Twitter: @y2shaf

2. The couch > the bed:

Twitter: @itskyllle

3. You gotta take the 45 minutes to dry off:

Twitter: @imtheebrock

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4. You gotta keep your faces to yourself:

Twitter: @annmarkk

5. Those 15 minutes are NECESSARY:

Twitter: @y2shaf

6. And so is that coffee:

Twitter: @amanda_c_rae

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7. Ya gotta use the bags:

me.me

8. The eye doctor is playing GAMES:

Twitter: @xforcades2

9. You ALWAYS draw the sun:

me.me

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10. You never know when a smell will get you:

Twitter: @laurentraceyy

11. A night changes you:

Twitter: @ggunzburg

12. You gotta give it some clicks:

Twitter: @OrdyPackard

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13. You can't travel without the perfect song:

Twitter: @kkayofsunshinee

14. You're never 5 minutes away:

Twitter: @pengakoto

15. Laundry will forever haunt you:

Twitter: @mamad7741

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16. Teachers were really out there going crazy:

Twitter: @brian__L

17. Spoons will betray you:

Twitter: @trustinvo

18. Nobody has time for old fashioned directions:

Twitter: @emilio__oilime

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19. Sometimes ya gotta say sorry:

Twitter: @ryannhartley

20. Toothpaste IS a present:

Twitter: @_parkerh

21. You basically die every day:

Twitter: @badboycammyt

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22. You'll always break it:

Twitter: @stussythegoat

23. Ya gotta wait:

Twitter: @kyllle

24. Shuffle never gets it right:

me.me

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25. You don't know what you got 'til it's gone:

Twitter: @y2shaf

26. The slap never fails:

Twitter: @mrgoodbeard_

27. And something will always come up out of the blue:

Twitter: @dumper_pupper69

WHERE'S MY SOCIAL SECURITY CARD!

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