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Cheetos... FROM OUTER SPACE:
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Little pink orbs made of yogurt:
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Miniature cookies you can eat 400 of in one sitting:
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Radioactive sugar goop:
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Creme Savers... sweet, beautiful Creme Savers:
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Simply TWISTED Cheetos:
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Little blue orbs of FRESHNESS:
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Chocolate... IN CHIP FORM:
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Moist, moist, moist Oreos:
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Cereal with the milk already in the damn thing:
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Cereal... IN STRAW FORM:
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Candy coated Kisses that totally didn't look like lost pieces from the board game Sorry:
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Sour Altoids that destroyed the roof of your mouth:
14.
Mint... skittles??? MINT SKITTLES:
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A slightly thinner Pop-Tart that makes it somehow more portable and more delicious:
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Skittles you can chew 'til the end of time:
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Uncrustables... but they're bagels... THEY'RE BAGELS:
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The best way to eat 257 s'mores in one sitting:
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The snack everyone always begged for... stackable Fruit Roll-Ups:
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Possibly the greenest soda in existence:
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Candy that let you paint your tongue in sugar:
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Pringles with writing on them for some reason:
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Popsicles with Rugrats all over them:
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XTREME AIR HEADS. I MEAN LOOK AT HOW XTREME THESE ARE:
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Peanut butter you can suck out of a G.D. tube:
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Sprite... but REMIXED:
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And a candy bar that was, like, totally not candy and totally good for you:
