1. They're going to look AWFUL when you get older:
2. I mean, just terrible:
7. Besides, aren't tattoos, like, super dangerous?
8. I mean, aren't you worried about what your parents will think?
9. Aren't you worried that kids will be afraid?
10. Don't tattoos have to REALLY mean something?
11. Like something very, very important?
12. And don't forget about how permanent they are. I mean, they're there forever!
13. I mean, tattoos are SUPER noticeable:
15. And don't get me started on how bad a full sleeve looks:
18. I mean, what if your dream job comes along?