1. On the dangers of SPOONS:
2. On your "private" mail:
3. On all that money from the past:
4. On your PRIVACY being VIOLATED:
5. On just trying to joke:
6. On McDonalds:
7. On hitting the JACKPOT:
8. On texting:
9. On solidarity:
10. On the betrayal:
11. On shouting matches:
12. On hitting the jackpot AGAIN:
13. On the OTHER type of betrayal:
14. On arguments:
15. On that one clock everyone's mom had:
16. On that "yeah?" look:
17. On that fake sleep:
18. On those lovely reunions:
19. On leaving the house:
20. On the longest minutes of your life:
21. On the phone chase:
22. On walking through that door:
23. On the horror:
24. And, finally, on the one thing that sums up the entire mom experience:
