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Scaramucci Got Kicked Out Of The White House And The Internet Had A Heart Attack

Anthony Scaramucci: July 2017–July 2017. #RIP

Hello, welcome to this week's edition of The White House Apprentice.

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We now have a new White House chief of staff, Gen. John Kelly, who promised to restore order to the Trump administration.

His first move: immediately firing White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci about a week after he started. You know, the guy who called Steve Bannon a cocksucker.

Cue the new White House anthem:

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After news broke that The Mooch was no more, time stopped, coffee spilled, people gasped, laughed, cried, laugh-cried.

It was emotional.

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Everyone was shocked that The Mooch was leaving us so soon, since he literally hadn't even started his job yet.

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He apparently can't even attend the Comms Directors Reunion, which I'm sure is off the hook.

And he had big, big plans for his future.

People were shocked by the savagery.

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Since he had given up a few ~minor~ things to join the team.

People marveled at all the things that have lasted longer than The Mooch's White House career, like a cold, a Kardashian marriage, and Tinder hookups.

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They looked back at all that he had accomplished.

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And mourned the memories we will never have. #RIP.

Hopefully, he will take those sweet shades and luscious locks to other screens.

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Like Dancing With the Stars.

Or this much-needed remake of a classic rom-com.

It's been real, Mooch. Goodnight, and good luck.

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