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65 Things That '80s Kids Haven't Thought About In Over 20 Years

A post for anyone who ever wanted a giant Swatch watch hanging in their bedroom as a kid.

1. Garfield pencil huggers that were actually really impractical:

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2. Shiny Sandylion stickers:

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3. And Mrs. Grossman's stickers, which always had a cute minimal design:

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4. This Hanna-Barbera logo:

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5. Serendipity books, which had oh-so-'70s-looking covers:

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6. Bruce Coville books with their very late-'80s-looking covers:

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7. Garbage Pail Kids cards, which came wrapped in waxy packaging:

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8. Puffy fabric paints that you would use to decorate T-shirts:

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9. Play tents that would easily fall apart if you moved wrong:

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10. This exact casserole dish that every '80s mom owned:

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11. The F.H.E. logo that appeared before a whole bunch of your favorite VHS tapes:

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12. Wildlife Treasury and the box that you always pinched your fingers on:

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13. The ALF puppets you could get at Burger King:

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14. Nerds cereal that tasted like pure sugar:

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15. The "Right to Say No!" commercial that played all the time during cartoons:

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16. Trace and color coloring books (which were kinda lame):

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17. Chef Boyardee Tic Tac Toe's pasta:

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18. Tupperware sippy cups that gave a little bit of a plastic flavor to anything you drank out of them:

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19. The Montgomery Ward Christmas catalog:

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20. Bracelet pens, which dried out super quickly:

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21. These change purses that fell apart super quickly:

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22. Animalia, which featured some AMAZING illustrations:

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23. These McDonald's glasses that randomly appeared in your family's kitchen and were faded as heck:

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24. And McDonald's disposable cups that looked like this:

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25. The Fraggle Rock Happy Meal toys that were all sorts of amazing:

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26. Pictionary Junior, which you really never ended up playing right:

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27. The oh-so-cool Fisher-Price Little People Zoo play set:

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28. Nickelodeon's Noozles cartoon series (which was an afternoon staple):

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29. Wacky Winders kite spool that tried to make kite spools cool:

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30. Jerry O'Connell as a kid with superpowers on My Secret Identity:

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31. The Munsters Today, which was a very random reboot of the original The Munsters TV series from the '60s:

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32. The bitchy Tootsie Roll Pop owl:

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33. The bendable hand keychain that would start falling apart within a month:

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34. These weird flashes that you would need to put on the camera:

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35. And real cameras that were made just for kids:

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36. Halogen pendant lights that looked so chic but got so hot that you could cook a pizza under them:

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37. Kitchen glassware...

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38. ...and ceramic containers that came in that country (?) goose design:

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39. Chuck E. Cheese, when he looked like this:

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40. General Foods International Coffee, which you thought was the fanciest coffee ever:

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41. Novelty telephones in the shape of high-heeled pumps, which you also thought were fancy:

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42. The utterly delightful Ralph S. Mouse adaptations that aired on ABC Weekend Specials:

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43. The Muzzy commercial that ran all the time:

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44. Olan Mills photos that looked like this:

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45. Pencil grips that supposedly made it easier to write:

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46. Giggles cookies, which had faces that creeped you out a little:

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47. Pencil sharpeners that looked like this:

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48. Spirograph sets that came in this packaging:

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49. Morris the Cat from the 9Lives cat food commercials:

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50. The Ewoks cartoon series:

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51. Cassette tape storage drawers, which were so much fun to organize:

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52. Metal lunch boxes that would also start rusting kinda quick:

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53. Triangle highlighters that looked so futuristic:

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54. Stores that looked so futuristic 'cause they had a Memphis Group design aesthetic:

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55. The pop artsy and catchy Whatchamacallit commercial:

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56. Sports bloopers VHS tapes that — for some reason — every family owned:

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57. The Nerf Air Hockey table set, which was never like a real air hockey table:

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58. Puffy stickers that never stuck right to ANYTHING:

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59. Herself the Elf books and toys:

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60. Giant Swatch Watches wall clocks, which were design goals:

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61. Toothpaste toppers:

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62. Metal 3D pin art toys, which always smelled like a bag of nickels:

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63. Ice Capades that featured your favorite cartoon characters:

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64. The Fisher-Price McDonald's Drive-Thru play set, which was just something you NEEDED:

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65. And finally, the "But I'm Drinking Milk" milk ads that really made you believe milk would turn you into a model:

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