1. In gay porn, EVERYBODY is available for sex.
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In real life, if you tried to pay for your pizza with your ass, there's a slim-to-none chance it would actually work.
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2. In gay porn, actors get down to the business without so much as a wet wipe in preparation for all the sex.
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In real life, spontaneous sex isn't always advisable.
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3. In gay porn, you'll often find they can stick it in without any foreplay whatsoever.
In real life, THAT WOULD FUCKING HURT.
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4. In gay porn, you never see them apply lube. Apparently you can just slip in and that's that.
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In real life, you could easily empty half a bottle of the stuff.
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5. In gay porn, they will literally fuck anywhere.
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In real life, it's pretty impossible to have sex at the back of a busy lecture hall without someone turning around and noticing.
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6. In gay porn, bottoms are folded down like pretzels to get into the weirdest sex positions.
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In real life, not everybody is able to get their legs behind their head and around their neck.
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7. In gay porn, condoms just magically appear on a dick, like literally out of nowhere.
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In real life, there's a lot of faffing about trying to open the packet and get it on the right way.
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8. In gay porn, everybody bottoms with grace and ease.
In real life, it's much harder to just take a dick in the butt.
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9. In gay porn, there is a distinct lack of towels being used.
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In real life, towels are something of a common factor. It’s either that, or you risk sleeping on lube-stained sheets.
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10. In gay porn, everybody is versatile.
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In real life, this is bullshit.
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11. In gay porn, apparently cramp isn't a thing.
In real life, cramp is very much a real thing.
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12. In gay porn, you could be fucking for hours.
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In real life, you'd be lucky (depending which way you want to look at it) to last one.
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