1. A pair of pearly earrings sporting some adorable little cat ears.
2. A transparent sticker reminding you that everything is (or will be) A-OK.
3. A faux collar tipped with little embroidered hummingbirds that will make your heart soar.
4. A pair of Ring Pop earrings that, sadly, you can't eat.
5. A tube of glittery lip balm for fulfilling your dreams of becoming a space princess.
6. A satin sleep mask to wear when you want to get your beauty sleep UNDISTURBED, thank you.
7. An inappropriate mug for people who lean on profanity to get through the time between waking up and when the coffee kicks in.
8. A Furby keychain because the '90s are back and nothing is safe from a comeback.
9. An LED party tray for serving drinks in the most extra way possible.
10. An adorable lime humidifier that combines function with squeal-level cuteness.
11. Buzzfeed's Social Sabotage to play with your media-obsessed friends.
12. A teeny-tiny ramen keychain that'll make your mouth water.
13. A happy little bread plate to... put your bread on.
14. A Pac-Man silicone mold that will really level up your drinking experience.
15. An organized notebook that holds your hand and guides you through meal prep each week.
16. A pair of Stars Wars-inspired salt and pepper shakers you should use sparingly, because it'll inevitably lead to a ton of lightsaber duels over the last biscuit.
17. A set of fruity coasters guests will be happy to set their drinks on —no reminders needed.
18. A solar system bracelet that will make you starry-eyed.
19. A pack of succulent drink markers so everyone can keep track of their cups.
20. A generous bunny container that lets you grab a piece of its tail whenever you need a cotton ball.
21. A super small tin with a whole game inside to whip out when there's a lull in conversation.
22. An ace of spades card bottle opener for people who like to mix vices.
23. A blind bag with one Harry Potter figurine inside for a tiny, magical surprise.
24. A set of YAY straws for getting really pumped about whatever you're drinking.
25. A Peter Pan earring that'll fly up the side of your ear.
26. A set of marble balloons for making your party the most aesthetically pleasing event in town.
27. A charming ceramic bowl with an animal-topped lid and matching utensils.
28. A string of watermelon lights for a sweet addition to your home.
29. A name tag patch to wear when you want people to cut you a break.
30. A dog baseball hat so you and Fido can match.
31. A pack of eggcellent stress toys you can squeeze the yolk out of when you're having a bad day.