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36 Valentine's Day Gifts For When You're Totally In Love, But Broke

"I love you, but I only have one zero in my bank account."

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1. Thick crew socks you'll want to give to your favorite person. Your heart and sole, if you will.

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This is also the perfect gift for any Grey's Anatomy fan!*

Get them from Amazon for $4.86+ (available in sizes M-L and in five colors).

**Scroll down to the bottom of this article to see why...if you don't already know**

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2. An enamel pin that screams "there's no otter person I'd rather spend Valentine's Day with than you."

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Promising review: "This pin is very cute and looks exactly like the picture! The quality is good: it went in the washing machine and dryer by accident and stayed intact! Plus, it arrived earlier than the expected delivery date." —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $12.

3. A locket necklace complete with a secret piece of paper that you can write a secret personalized message on.

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The crowd goes awwww.

Psst, the necklace length is 28 inches and comes in a cotton-filled jewelry box perfect for gift-giving!

Promising review: "This locket really is darling! I'm not a huge jewelry person and don't own many pieces, but this little ball locket is so stylish! This is such a great value and would make a lovely gift for any occasion." —Tiffany

Get it from Amazon for $20.

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4. A pill-shaped lipstick made with a duo-colored core to give your lips the perfect flush. Excuse me while I swoon.

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The two colors allow for buildable coverage that looks subtle with one swipe, but can look more dramatic with extra application. Plus, IT'S CRUELTY-FREE.

Get it from Winky Lux for $14 or Nordstrom for $15 (available in three colors).

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5. Daenerys and Jon Snow action figures for your GOT-partner. (READ: the person you would murder if they watched an episode without you.)

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Promising review: "I am a huge GOT fan, so I decided to buy myself this Funko POP. OMG! It is beautiful! I love how big it is and how heavy it feels. Totally worth the money!" —Happy Gram

Get them from Amazon: Daenerys for $24.17 (or Walmart for $26.72) and Jon Snow for $9.99.

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6. A Harry Potter-inspired cookbook to up your Valentine's Day dessert game. Treacle tarts and cauldron cakes, FTW.

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Listen, I don't want wine. I want pumpkin juice, okay?

Promising review: "I LOVE THIS. I'm no master chef, but this cookbook might change that: I might even become a master wizard chef! Anyways, the recipes are phenomenal. The book has a bunch of cute references, and my younger siblings go crazy whenever I make something from this book. I most recently made the meat and potato pies, which can be found on page 44." —Tigerlily

Get it from Amazon for $15.29, Barnes & Noble for $15.99, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

7. An adjustable gold and opal ring rumored to have inspired the song "Take My Breath Away".

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I can see how that rumor started.

Promising review: "I absolutely love this ring! I have a really hard time ordering rings online because of sizing, but this ring is fully adjustable which makes it extremely easy for me to take it on/off. Plus, I can wear it on any finger. The opal color is bright, and my finger has not turned green in the slightest — even after wearing it for days in a row. This ring is an awesome addition to any outfit!" —Alexandra

Get it from Amazon for $14.99 (available in three colors).

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8. A chocolate fondue maker to turn the most decadent of V-Day traditions — chocolate strawberries, obviously — into something you can actually make! Like, by yourself!

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This electric melting pot comes with ten skewers, ten forks, and a spatula, perfect for dipping strawberries, marshmallows, donuts, etc.

Promising review: "I ordered this for a Christmas party, and it arrived on time and was better than expected! Heats up quickly, is easy to clean up, and is the perfect size to store. No complaints!" —Jaynie

Get it from Amazon for $24.99 or Walmart for $18.95.

9. A hanging plush sloth for the loved one who actually wanted a trip to the Costa Rican sloth sanctuary. One day, my love. One day.

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"For now, I hope you enjoy this plush sloth!" —everyone to their sloth-obsessed S/O this Valentine's Day, probably.

This sloth has little velcro strips attached at the arms, meaning it can look like it's hanging. Be still, my heart.

Promising review: "This is adorable, soft, and cuddly! It's really cute and such a great gift for all the sloth-lovers out there." —R. Paulus

Get it from Amazon for $24.93 or Walmart or $26.49.

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10. A voucher book filled with redeemable coupons for cuddle sessions, candlelit baths, breakfasts in bed, and more. #romance

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Promising review: "I got these vouchers for my boyfriend, and I know he's going to love them! They look so cute! The cuddle session one is perfect, since i hate cuddling and my boyfriend loves it." —Alice

Get it from Amazon for $9.25.

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11. A vinyl record you can personalize with your own audio recording. Psst, this super sweet gift is compatible with all record players!

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Just call this number (844-899-8695) to record up to a minute of audio!

Psst, order this by Friday, February 9th for guaranteed Valentine's Day delivery!

Get it from Vinylgram for $19.79 (originally $29.99).

12. A hand cream trio made from coconut oil, shea butter, and aloe. They're also infused with delicious scents: picture notes of grapefruit, gardenia, and green apple.

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Promising review: "I love Tocca hand creams! The fragrances are nice, and these hand creams leaving my skin feeling soft: not greasy or sticky." —ZeFer

Get them from Amazon for $23.96 or Sephora for $18.

13. Heart-shaped hoop earrings because wearing your heart on your sleeve is so 2017, am I right? Wear it on your ears, people!

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These awesome hoops are hypoallergenic and nickel-free, so they won't bother sensitive ears!

Promising review: "These are my favorite earrings! They look just like the photo, and is a good-quality item." —Gaomeilu

Get them from Amazon for $7.99.

14. A cocktail recipe book filled with Shakespeare-inspired beverages. The perfect combination of margaritas and Macbeth, if you will.

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Promising review: "This is a delightful text. It's historically accurate, creative, funny, and insightful! Definitely a must-have for Shakespeare enthusiasts that enjoy reading with a cocktail in hand." —M. I. Kallich

Get it from Amazon for $13.67, Barnes & Noble for $15.85, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

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15. Plush slippers for the Valentine who has stolen a pizza your heart. Or, you know, for the person who just really loves pizza.

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Get them from Amazon for $15.98+ or Walmart for $15.59 (available in sizes S-XL).

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16. A stovetop popcorn maker any movie buff will seriously appreciate. This'll turn your kitchen into a (significantly less expensive) concession stand.

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This nifty popcorn maker can make up to five quarts of popcorn in about three minutes. Just pour in the kernels and stir the wooden handle — this'll keep the popcorn rotating, ensuring that none of the kernels will overcook or burn.

What a poppin' gift idea. Heh.

Promising review: "This is the most terrific popcorn popper ever made! It makes popcorn in a total of three minutes, is easy to clean, and it seriously makes the most delicious popcorn ever. Sorry I didn't attach any photos, but I already ate all the popcorn." —Maureen L Bloesch

Get it from Amazon for $22.99 or Walmart for $27.03.

17. A sterling silver necklace so dainty, you'll be tempted to keep it for yourself. But you shouldn't! Don't be selfish!

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Or be selfish. I promise I won't tell.

Promising review: "I love this necklace! It's very dainty, I wear it all the time, and it's holding up so well." —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $22.99 (available in two lengths and three colors).

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18. A dozen rainbow-colored roses that are freshly-cut and shipped fresh, meaning they'll last much longer.

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Pssst, use promo code BF20VAL for 20% off orders of $29+ at ProFlowers!

Get the bouquet from ProFlowers for $19.99.

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19. A fill-in-the-blank journal sure to put a huge-ass smile on your loved one's face. So mushy, so cheesy, so fun.

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Promising review: "My husband loved this! He's a 'words of affirmation' kind of person, so this was the perfect gift. Plus, it was great to sit down and think of his AWESOME attributes." –goldmorkie

Get it from Amazon for $10.54 or Barnes & Noble for $9.95.

20. A Cadbury box complete with ten chocolate bars. READ: Much better than heart-shaped boxes in which flavors are not clear.

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*takes a hesitant bite not knowing if it will be caramel, strawberry, or earwax*

Promising review: "This is the best chocolate I've ever had! There was a great selection to choose from, and I've already ordered more. Plus, I received it before the estimated delivery date!" —Cats

Get it from Amazon for $12.95.

21. A game of prosecco pong that screams "LET'S THROW A GALENTINE'S DAY PARTY!" It's like the Kardashian version of beer pong, people...

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...in that it's so extra. I love it.

This kit comes with twelve plastic wide neck champagne glasses and three pink ping pong balls. The glasses have a bit of extra weight at the bottom, which means they'll stay in place — even while being attacked by ping pong balls.

Get it from Amazon for $15.93 (originally $25).

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22. Soy-based candles because what's a romantic, dimly-lit dinner without a candle! Psst, these bad boys have a burn time of up to 45 hours.

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Get the rose water and ivy scent from Bath & Body Works for $19.50 (also available in midnight blue citrus, palo santo, and white opal).

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23. A snarky coloring book filled with typical married life scenarios. For example, arguing about who should take out the trash.

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Promising review: "This is a great book! Sometimes, you just need a good laugh especially when life gets stressful — as married life can often be!" —Destinee Z.

Get it from Amazon for $8.09.

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24. A guitar pick sure to delight musicians and pun enthusiasts around the globe. Mostly the latter, TBH.

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"There may be a million fish in the sea, BUT I PICK YOU!"

Promising review: "This was perfect for my guitar-playing husband — who surprised me with the same gift! It was a cute Valentine's Day surprise for both of us. It looks like we ARE meant to be together: and we've been together for 20 years now!" —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $12.56.

25. Pickle band-aids made by Snooki from Jersey Shore (JK). This'll turn any cut or scrape into a delicious masterpiece.

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This is the perfect gift for the clumsy person who happens to love pickles.

Promising review: "These are a great laugh and high-quality: these band-aids stuck to my finger, even after several hand washings." —KT

Get a box of 15 from Amazon for $6.43 or Jet for $7.99.

26. A glitter makeup case for the beauty aficionado who has more beauty products than their tiny little vanity can hold.

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Get it from Forever 21 for $12.90.

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27. A box of Ferrero Rocher chocolates AKA a hazelnut-filled, wafer-enveloped bite of heaven. These actually melt in your mouth.

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I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

Promising review: "I’ve always loved hazelnut, so these are one of my favorite chocolates! They're not overly sweet, and have great hazelnut flavor infused in the outer chocolate shell, as well as having hazelnut in the center. Yummy!" —I only have pies for you

Get a box of 48 from Amazon for $12.49.

28. A 100% cotton t-shirt perfect for the Stranger Things devotee who thinks Nancy is — excuse my bluntness — an idiot.

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HOW COULD YOU BREAK UP WITH STEVE????? #dadoftheyear

Get it from Amazon for $19.99+ (available in sizes S-XXL and in three colors).

29. A microwave s'mores maker with "arms" that prevent marshmallows from overexpanding and overcooking.

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This dishwasher-safe gadget will microwave two perfect s'mores in 30 seconds flat. This is the PERFECT GIFT for someone who loves s'mores, but hates campfires and the outdoors. (HI! I'm talking about myself!)

Promising review: "I bought this s'more maker with a bit of skepticism, but the end result was AMAZING. The marshmallow was melted perfectly, and I HIGHLY recommend this product to s'mores lovers far and wide! You won't be disappointed!" —Mindy HershorinMindy

Get it from Amazon for $11.95 or Walmart for $11.48.

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30. Black gel pens that any doodler would fall madly in love with/leave you for. But if it's any constellation, at least you know they're happy.

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Promising review: "I was totally, totally shocked by how beautifully these write: very smooth, very rich." —Lena

Get a pack of six from Amazon for $9.99 (available in two colors).

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31. Tassel earrings any earlobe would be thrilled to wear. These super elegant ear accessories can dress up any outfit.

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Get them from Amazon for $7.99.

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32. An adjustable bookmark so they can keep track of the exact line they left off on. This thing is just so handy.

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Promising review: "My wife reads a lot, and will often stop in the middle of a page when she is too tired to continue. Sometimes, she can't remember where she left off — enter this bookmark! It's awesome for her to be able to mark the line she stopped on." —R. Guerra

Get it from Amazon for $7.71.

33. A ceramic mug that is the perfect way to tell a Beatles fan, "Hi. I wanna hold your hand."

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How could I dance with another, when I saw this Valentine's gift? Let's move into a "Yellow Submarine" together.

Psst, this is dishwasher- and microwave-safe!

Promising review: "I bought this for a Beatles fan, and she loved it! The cup itself is sturdy, and the artwork is really nice." —kd

Get it from Amazon for $11.28, Walmart for $13.89, or Jet for $13.90

34. A mini waffle maker perfect for romantic breakfasts into bed. Goodbye, frozen breakfast foods!

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This little waffle maker doesn't come with any fancy functions or buttons — just plug it in, it'll heat up to the ~perfect~ temperature to make your waffle, and then unplug it when you're done using it. Plus, it's made from ceramic, nonstick plates that are super easy to clean up.

Promising review: "This thing works GREAT — the waffles come out PERFECTLY! I was so shocked that something this small and this inexpensive could work as well as it does." —Momof2

Get it from Amazon or Target for $9.99 (available in five colors)

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35. A Glamspin fidget spinner any beauty guru and fidget connoisseur would seriously appreciate.

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This handy dandy fidget spinner comes complete with three lip gloss flavors: strawberry, peach, and grape.

Get it from Glamspin for $9.99.

PSST!...BuzzFeed makes money when you buy this!

36. A stemless wine glass made from an oil slick-inspired stainless steel. So gorgeous, it belongs in a museum.

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Plus! This is dishwasher-safe!

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $12.

HAPPY FEBRUARY 14TH, Y'ALL!

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The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.

Check out more Valentine's Day gift ideas under $25 here.

Looking for the perfect gift for any occasion? Check out all of BuzzFeed’s gift guides here!

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