1. Sooo, bats are some of the cutest creatures on Earth, and you can't change my mind.
3. Seriously, bats are basically just the puppies of the sky, and I'll fight you over it.
5. Plus they're just, like, super chill and interesting little things???
8. They even cuddle with humans sometimes!
10. And after all the evidence I just presented, I bet you're scrolling down to the comments right now to tell me how you STILL think bats are "scary" or "evil"...
11. ...even though they're sweet enough to have an ICONIC children's book written about them.
13. Go ahead, tell them, I'll wait.