1. Make it look like you're wicked busy and important.
2. Use a piece of Scotch tape to clean your keyboard.
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3. Or a Post-it note.
4. Or a Q-tip.
5. Reupholster a boring desk chair.
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6. Make quick and easy iced coffee using the office hot brew.
7. Use binder clips to keep all your cords neat.
8. Or use a kitchen basket to secure cords on the underside of your desk.
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9. Fix a scuffed shoe with a Sharpie.
10. Make your stapler detachable so you can staple in the middle of sheets.
11. Clip your coffee cup to the edge of your desk to save space.
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12. Make drawer organizers from cardboard or cereal boxes.
13. Air horns + office chairs = minutes and minutes of gleeful cackling at the expense of your coworkers.
14. Same with jeans and shoes.
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15. Add a pocket to a tie for secret and convenient storage.
16. Store small office supplies in a cheap spice rack.
17. Make eating at your desk even easier with pen cap utensils.
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18. Ensure that nobody ever steals your sandwich from the communal fridge again.
19. Or forgo dealing with the fridge entirely.
20. Try a sponge as a genius alternative to an ice pack in your lunch.
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21. Use a spring to keep a papers organized.
22. Replace your boring water cooler with something more interesting.
23. Clean up crumbs with a mini USB vacuum.
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24. Keep a pair of reflective sunglasses on your desk so you can tell when someone is coming up behind you.
26. Use a connector cord to run your headphones under your desk instead of over your keyboard.
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27. Take a leaf out of George Costanza's book and make a desk-bed.
28. In the winter, keep a decoy jacket on your chair so nobody can tell when you sneak out early.
29. Eke out the last bits of ink from a seemingly empty cartridge.
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