1. Millennials are murdering the golf industry!!!
2. They have fangs out for films.
3. Napkins? Say it ain't so!
4. Their murder of class was definitely premeditated.
5. Stop it right now, millennials!!!
6. Bar soap doesn't deserve this!
7. Relationships??? What's next — society as we KNOW it??
8. Home Depot is shaking in its boots.
9. NOOOOOOOO!!! NOT RUNNING?!?!
10. RIP Tony the Tiger.
11. The workday is dead. DEAAAAADDD.
13. Big Oil should probably take out life insurance, unless they wanna end up like the rest.
14. Ross? Rachel? How could they?!
15. Too far, millennials. Too far.
16. Victim: Macy's. Cause of death? "Style of life."
17. DOES THAT JUSTIFY A MURDER????
18. Crowdfunding, we barely knew you.
19. Dreams never die, unless a millennial kills them.
20. Poor, poor Canadian tourism industry. Never even had a chance.
21. NOT DEMOCRACY???
22. This is an outrage.
23. Call centre productivity was a good friend. It didn't deserve to go out that way.
24. *wipes tear, drops to knees, yells to the sky* MILLENNIAAAAALSSSSS!!!