Response to A Straight Girl’s Adventures With Eating Ass:
I don’t know if “dumped” is the word you really wanted to use, but it’s definitely apropos.
1. Cornhole = Anus.
2. Author literally needs a dictionary.
Could be true. I used to work in a prenatal program with an insurance company. Had a 12 year old mother whose mother was 12 when she had her. The father was 20. Yes, they lived in a trailer park.