"Come on! You call this a storm? Blow, you son of a bitch, blow! It's time for a showdown! You and me! I'm right here! Come and get me! Ha ha! Ha ha! You'll never sink... this... boat! Ha ha ha ha!"
It all started when the first cutesy photo started doing well on Reddit over the weekend. What it quickly turned in to was a high-tension hostage drama played out entirely by personified digits.
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