Top 10 Ways To Celebrate Earth Day: For Conservatives

April 22nd, otherwise known as "Earth Day" can be a difficult holiday for most conservatives to celebrate. However, this helpful guide should provide even the most hard-line, right-wing, extremists with tips on how to make the most of this liberal cause for celebration.

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10. Go to the gym

Perform the Coal Energy Workout by exerting as much pressure as you can upon a piece of coal and try to turn it into a diamond. It’s a win-win because, even if you’re unsuccessful, you can use the leftover coal to power your failing wind farm.