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    Top 10 Ways To Celebrate Earth Day: For Conservatives

    April 22nd, otherwise known as "Earth Day" can be a difficult holiday for most conservatives to celebrate. However, this helpful guide should provide even the most hard-line, right-wing, extremists with tips on how to make the most of this liberal cause for celebration.

    10. Go to the gym

    9. Ski vacation in Aspen

    8. Replace “Earth Day” with “Take Back the Earth Day”

    7. Go clubbing

    6. Pool party

    5. Build a Fracking rig in your neighbor’s backyard

    4. A fried chicken dinner

    3. Watch your favorite movie, “Gone with the Wind Farm”

    2. Take your dog to the park

    1. Don’t