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11 Signs You're Living A Double Life

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1. What you wear to work:

"I love my desk job! This sport coat is really going to help me knock this presentation out of the park!"
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"I love my desk job! This sport coat is really going to help me knock this presentation out of the park!"

What you wear at home:

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"I love my outfit. It's going to get all the ladies."

2. What you tell your doctor you've been up to:

"I do cardio four to five days a week and definitely get eight hours of sleep at night. For sure."
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"I do cardio four to five days a week and definitely get eight hours of sleep at night. For sure."

What you've actually been up to:

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"I eat ice cream in my bed four to five days a week and DGAF." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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"I eat ice cream in my bed four to five days a week and DGAF."

3. How you are with co-workers:

"Moving forward, I think we should consider leveraging the mobile space with the advancements we're seeing in the wearables space. Jenny, what are you thoughts?"
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"Moving forward, I think we should consider leveraging the mobile space with the advancements we're seeing in the wearables space. Jenny, what are you thoughts?"

How you are with friends:

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"I don't care if it's 5 a.m., I am not finished partying! Someone give me another shot!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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"I don't care if it's 5 a.m., I am not finished partying! Someone give me another shot!"

4. What you eat at the office:

"Salad is a great way to get all of your vitamins and nutrients. It also helps you to stay trim so you can fit into your tailored three-piece suits!"
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"Salad is a great way to get all of your vitamins and nutrients. It also helps you to stay trim so you can fit into your tailored three-piece suits!"

What you eat at home:

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"Pizza is a great way to eat meat and cheese and bread all at once. It also helps you stay sexy because pizza is sexy." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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"Pizza is a great way to eat meat and cheese and bread all at once. It also helps you stay sexy because pizza is sexy."

5. How you look when your grandma visits:

"That's a very nice button-down, dear. Did you get that at Kohl's?"
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"That's a very nice button-down, dear. Did you get that at Kohl's?"

How you look when your grandma leaves:

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You got these leather stilettos at Kohl's too. ;) Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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You got these leather stilettos at Kohl's too. ;)

6. What you tell everyone you did this weekend:

"Hosted a really fun and engaging dinner party with my smartest friends."
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"Hosted a really fun and engaging dinner party with my smartest friends."

What you actually did:

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Spoke to no one and watched really stupid TV. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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Spoke to no one and watched really stupid TV.

7. College experience on your resume:

"Lots of volunteering. I love to help!"
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"Lots of volunteering. I love to help!"

What you actually did during college:

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"Lots of raging. I love to dance." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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"Lots of raging. I love to dance."

8. What you tell your family you want to do for a living:

"I'm studying to be an otorhinolaryngologist."
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"I'm studying to be an otorhinolaryngologist."

What you actually want to do for a living:

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"I'm studying to be a starving artist." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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"I'm studying to be a starving artist."

9. How you are in the car with other people:

"NPR, anyone?"
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"NPR, anyone?"

How you are in the car by yourself*:

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"And I say 'heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa!'"

*Dog is like "help me."

10. How you dance with other people:

So classy.
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So classy.

How you dance alone:

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Feeling. It. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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Feeling. It.

11. Where you told everyone you went on vacation:

"Bermuda was beautiful!"
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"Bermuda was beautiful!"

Where you really went on vacation:

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TO BED. DUH. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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TO BED. DUH.

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