1. What you wear to work:

"I love my desk job! This sport coat is really going to help me knock this presentation out of the park!"
2. What you tell your doctor you've been up to:

"I do cardio four to five days a week and definitely get eight hours of sleep at night. For sure."
3. How you are with co-workers:

"Moving forward, I think we should consider leveraging the mobile space with the advancements we're seeing in the wearables space. Jenny, what are you thoughts?"
4. What you eat at the office:

"Salad is a great way to get all of your vitamins and nutrients. It also helps you to stay trim so you can fit into your tailored three-piece suits!"
5. How you look when your grandma visits:

"That's a very nice button-down, dear. Did you get that at Kohl's?"
6. What you tell everyone you did this weekend:

"Hosted a really fun and engaging dinner party with my smartest friends."
7. College experience on your resume:

"Lots of volunteering. I love to help!"
8. What you tell your family you want to do for a living:

"I'm studying to be an otorhinolaryngologist."
9. How you are in the car with other people:

"NPR, anyone?"
10. How you dance with other people:

So classy.
11. Where you told everyone you went on vacation:

"Bermuda was beautiful!"