Dear Couch Dweller, it's time to get up.
1.
Because no one ever told a story about their crazy night in.
2.
Because you're not going to meet your soulmate on the TV.
3.
Because this man is not in your apartment right now:
4.
Because even your grandma is heading out on the town.
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Because the only person you've hung out with all weekend is this guy, and he's beginning to judge you:
6.
Because eating ice cream alone in the dark will not bring your relationship back.
7.
Because even your mother is sick of you hanging around the house.
8.
Because your friends are out doing this right now:
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Because you used to be a wild child.
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Because your roommate's out dancing with this guy:
11.
And because leaving the house is your destiny.
Go out tonight and drink up with American Honey, it's bad news for boring.
