The Most Ridiculous Rental Agreement Of All Time

31 reasons why you should run away from this landlord as fast as possible.

1. And so it begins…

God forbid you ever need to shower at 10:30 am.

2.

He will get her in two hours a week. This guy’s not messing around.

3.

Because obviously the only reason to walk into a room is to steal something. This is just common sense.

4. …finally, the end.

“Hope you enjoy your read.” At least he’s being considerate.

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