19 Questions Moms Of Boys Demand Answers For

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1. What is it with the penis obsession?

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Must you touch it all day? It's not going to fall off, I promise.

2. Why do you have to be so loud?

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Who knew little boys could make SO. MUCH. NOISE.

3. Why are those lines on my floor?

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Taking the term "pissing contest" to a whole new level.

4. Why is it so hard to simply pee IN the toilet?

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Seriously? Weren't you JUST practicing in the toilet?

5. Why did no one tell me to start a farm at birth?

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How are you hungry AGAIN?

6. Does everything have to be turned into a weapon?

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Kid sister's wand? Totally a sword.

7. Why do you feel the need to climb and jump off of everything?

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How is this a good idea? Can we not go to the E.R this week?

8. Why is there a dinosaur in my bag?

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And rocks, and trucks, and socks .....oh my.

9. How do you manage to get so dirty?

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There has to be some kind of explanation for this.

10. What is it that you're doing in the tub instead of bathing?

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Apparently for boys, soap is "optional".

11. Why is burping and farting so funny?

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The louder and longer the better.

12. Who knew I'd have to duck during a diaper change?

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Rule of thumb: Always keep your mouth closed.

13. How many times can I say "Keep your underwear on" today?

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Pants may be optional, but underwear is not up for negotiation.

14. So, wrestling and tackling are signs of affection?

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It's all fun and games until someone gets kicked in the crotch.

15. How does one so small smell so bad?

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Dude, is that stench coming from YOU?

16. Which superheros are we going to be today?

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Wear a cape to the grocery store? Absolutely.

17. Must we thrust while dancing?

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Rhythm is a dancer not a thrust enhancer.

18. Can you please stop growing?

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Seriously, the wailing newborn is a distant memory.

19. How is it possible to love someone this much?

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I will love you forever and ever.