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19 Questions Moms Of Boys Demand Answers For

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1. What is it with the penis obsession?

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Must you touch it all day? It's not going to fall off, I promise.

2. Why do you have to be so loud?

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Who knew little boys could make SO. MUCH. NOISE.

3. Why are those lines on my floor?

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Taking the term "pissing contest" to a whole new level.

4. Why is it so hard to simply pee IN the toilet?

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Seriously? Weren't you JUST practicing in the toilet?

5. Why did no one tell me to start a farm at birth?

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How are you hungry AGAIN?

6. Does everything have to be turned into a weapon?

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Kid sister's wand? Totally a sword.

7. Why do you feel the need to climb and jump off of everything?

How is this a good idea? Can we not go to the E.R this week?
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How is this a good idea? Can we not go to the E.R this week?

8. Why is there a dinosaur in my bag?

And rocks, and trucks, and socks .....oh my.
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And rocks, and trucks, and socks .....oh my.

9. How do you manage to get so dirty?

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There has to be some kind of explanation for this.

10. What is it that you're doing in the tub instead of bathing?

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Apparently for boys, soap is "optional".

11. Why is burping and farting so funny?

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The louder and longer the better.

12. Who knew I'd have to duck during a diaper change?

Rule of thumb: Always keep your mouth closed.
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Rule of thumb: Always keep your mouth closed.

13. How many times can I say "Keep your underwear on" today?

Pants may be optional, but underwear is not up for negotiation.
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Pants may be optional, but underwear is not up for negotiation.

14. So, wrestling and tackling are signs of affection?

It's all fun and games until someone gets kicked in the crotch.
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It's all fun and games until someone gets kicked in the crotch.

15. How does one so small smell so bad?

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Dude, is that stench coming from YOU?

16. Which superheros are we going to be today?

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Wear a cape to the grocery store? Absolutely.

17. Must we thrust while dancing?

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Rhythm is a dancer not a thrust enhancer.

18. Can you please stop growing?

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Seriously, the wailing newborn is a distant memory.

19. How is it possible to love someone this much?

I will love you forever and ever.
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I will love you forever and ever.

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