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I’m really sitting here trying to reckon with the fact that this dude is not the guy from Home Improvement and now you want me to know his songs? Too much Buzzfeed

@jillian_van it's the plot of a Tyler Perry play.

Not y'all completely missing the joke of number 7

Listen, minus looking for gossip, I’m putting “black people” at the end of my Tik tok search every time. Something goes viral, I need to see what my people think of it. I need a gift idea, I need to know what my people are recommending. That “black people” very rarely steers you wrong.… Read More

Saying “I’m about ready to hang it up” and really hanging it up a few minutes later is iconic. I would have laughed and said my dad did that silliness to cheer us up one last time.

My parents did number 19 and now can't understand why my brother and I don't get along as adults. It's hard to be cool with someone you've fiercely competed with all your life.

So North dressed up as College Dropout Kanye and Kim doesn’t know enough about his legacy to pick a song from that era. I don’t need her to be a hip hop historian but she should at least be able to correctly reference her ex-husband’s career.

#7: The Kid is actually such a horrible book, though. So much SA that I could not finish it. It felt like the author was like “Oh, ‘Push’ didn’t make you want to stick a pencil in your nose to try scramble your brain and erase your memory? Let me get you to that point.”

I look at it like the “if the places the customers can see are nasty, imagine the places they can’t” rule. It’s pretty easy to spot and smell the dumpster area. If they can’t be bothered to make sure it stays decent looking, imagine what the kitchen, where the trash is generated,… Read More

I try to avoid ordering from companies that use Laser Ship because I’ve had issues getting my stuff from them almost every time they’re involved. But when I can’t, I use their incompetence against them. As soon as my delivery is late, and it’s always late, I call the company and complain.… Read More