1. When you realise textbooks aren't included in tuition fees:
I don't know what's hurting more, my arms from carrying my textbooks or my bank account for paying for them
2. On committing to anything for a free slice of pizza:
Went to the freshers fair for free food and ended up signing into the Royal Navy
3. On the struggle of actually attending lectures:
when im trying to take notes and the professor changes the PowerPoint slides hella fast
4. On kitting out your new flat:
When you & ur mates move to a new flat but didn't discuss who was bringing what first #uniproblems
5. And honing your culinary skills:
me at uni
6. On circling the library until you find a plug:
Most of my steps today have been trying to find a space in the library with a plug.
7. When quantity > quality:
Tryna reach the word count on an essay like
8. Because eating directly from the saucepan means fewer dishes to leave in the sink, obviously:
*nature documentary narrator voice* Much like a dog, the college student eats all of its meals out of the same dish
9. On saving every penny, literally:
When the rent is due soon #uniproblems
10. And bonding with your flatmates:
I've finally recieved a passive agressive flatmate note, I'm surprised I lasted 5 months without one
11. On maintaining a balanced diet:
Me at Uni
12. When dissertation: 1, you: 0...
me in the last few weeks of writing my dissertation
13. On questioning your life choices:
I got a job so I could afford to go to uni, to get a degree, to get a job, to pay for my degree. 🙄
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