1. When you realise textbooks aren't included in tuition fees:
2. On committing to anything for a free slice of pizza:
3. On the struggle of actually attending lectures:
4. On kitting out your new flat:
5. And honing your culinary skills:
6. On circling the library until you find a plug:
7. When quantity > quality:
8. Because eating directly from the saucepan means fewer dishes to leave in the sink, obviously:
9. On saving every penny, literally:
10. And bonding with your flatmates:
11. On maintaining a balanced diet:
12. When dissertation: 1, you: 0...
13. On questioning your life choices:
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