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13 Disasters New Parents Can Fix With The Push Of A Button

Being a new parent means experiencing some unpleasant things. But the future is here. You can literally just press an Amazon Dash Button and bail yourself out. Stick one anywhere, and with a simple press, you'll have what you need before you know it. And that's pretty neat.

1. When the baby decides to miss the diaper entirely.

2. When you're running out of toilet paper.

3. When you just sit there and accept that it'll be another year or two before your baby figures out that most of the food should go inside her mouth.

4. When your kitchen looks like a television crime scene.

5. When the noxious fumes expelled from your baby's body permeate your nostrils and make you question everything.

6. When you're at work, and the realization that your life is now forever changed suddenly catches up with you.

7. When you finally have some alone time, and you get the munchies and can no longer focus on anything but food going into your piehole.

8. When your TV remote dies, and you silently mourn its passing while your baby cries in your arms because you woke her up to get up to change the channel.

9. When you're almost out of coffee and try to function like a normal human being.

10. When you're literally passing out where you stand from sheer exhaustion.

11. When your "firstborn" starts to feel neglected.

12. When you're running low on snacks so you try to ration them.

13. When you're finally ready to make some sex again, but not another baby.

The future is here, guys, and it's the Amazon Dash Button. Press it when you're running low on the essentials — y'know, toilet paper, detergent, snacks, condoms — and they'll be at your door before you know it. You're welcome.