A man labeled FASCISM kicking an eagle called FREEDOM.
"I had to screw a few salamanders before I found a decent guy!"
You need a vacation.
#1 motivation killer: imagining your family reading your novel.
Waiting for a drink at the punch line? The punchline never came.
"East Awesometown" = actually West Murderville.
"Son, I'm doing this for your own good." [DELETES INTERNET EXPLORER ICON]
Comics by Amazing Super Powers and Cyanide And Happiness!
The best strips this week from our syndicated cartoonists!
"Here's a fistful of Tylenol. Your copay is $500,000."
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal predicts CATASTROPHICALLY CUTE KITTENS.
LIVE LIFE WITHOUT SAFE SEARCH ON.
Totes true, brah.
What's Airbud up to these days? You don't want to know.
"Was it worth avoiding my friends to revise my novel for the 400th time?"
IT'S FINE, OKAY?? I CAN TAKE A HINT.
You're reading this from the bathroom.