amazingrando

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amazingrando commented on 19 Ways To Keep Your Pets From Ruining Everything In Your Home
I've been grooming dogs for 10 years and I've never heard of using the conditioner first. I don't have a bottle of it in front of me, but their website says use the shampoo first, then conditioner.
6/14/2017
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amazingrando commented on 14 Things People Actually Ordered On Amazon That'll Make You Say, "Um, Ok"
I gave my ex-boyfriend the penis trophy. He laughed so hard he cried.
6/8/2017
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amazingrando commented on Show Us The Worst Message You've Ever Gotten On Tinder
Based on my own past experiences with tinder/dating apps and comments like these, I seriously sometimes consider trolling for douchebros, setting up dates with them, then having my huge 6'5/deceptively scary-looking/down-for-hijinks ex show up five minutes in to play the part of enraged…
6/6/2017
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amazingrando commented on Show Us The Worst Message You've Ever Gotten On Tinder
... who is the woman in his profile picture??? Damn, son
6/6/2017
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amazingrando commented on 23 Cringey Stories That Will Make You Want To Turn Inside Out
Was at a newish guy friend's place after a night out with the friend group. I was only just slightly drunk. He had a trilby hat hanging on his wall, and because we tend to give each other a lot of playful shit, I started ragging on him about it. The words "douche" and "neckbeard"…
5/8/2017
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amazingrando commented on What Things Happen In Every Porno That Annoy The Fuck Out Of You?
Obviously this wouldn't bother everyone based on varying sexual preferences, but I'm (regrettably, believe me) a super straight lady, and I'm always frustrated by the hyper-focus on the woman's body, which tends to dominate the majority of the shots in M/F porn. I get it, because…
4/24/2017
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amazingrando commented on What Do TV And Movies Get So Wrong About Sex?
THE L SHAPED SHEETS. Perfect for exposing your leading man's rippling abs while also obscuring the leading lady's body from the collarbone down. Actually sheets/blankets of any kind. Do people actually have sex under them in real life? I don't get it. Also the sex is always so damn…
4/11/2017
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amazingrando commented on 18 Things That Happen In The Women's Toilets That No One Talks About
In my personal experience, this absolutely does happen in bars, especially when the crowd is in their 20's and 30's. I love the ladies' bathroom at my go-to bar. My guy friends don't believe me when I tell them about the lovely compliments and drunken sisterhood I encounter every…
4/7/2017
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amazingrando commented on How Gross Is Your Boyfriend?
He got 2/56. I'm not even going to say how many I got, but I've always been the gross one. He's the neat freak with impeccable hygiene. I'm the one that farts on the man I love as a sign of affection. Poor guy.
4/1/2017
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amazingrando commented on 16 Things People Don't Realize They Say Too Often To Mixed Couples
It has to do with being turned off by comments with the pure and innocent connotation of simply just "you two are both attractive to me and therefore will make attractive children" because you've heard so many other "compliments" that include an add on like "... mixed kids are just…
3/28/2017
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