It being "wedding season," it's going to happen to you. Eventually, your best friend will leave you for that rando she’s decided to stick with till death do them part. And the worst part is that you are required, by societal norms, to be thrilled. She’s in love! You’re alone! And here’s the kicker: you get to celebrate their special day by giving the Maid of Honor speech.
What a nightmare.
But turning down the opportunity to stand up in front of everyone and impress them with your wit and sensitivity would be worse than the bridesmaid dress she's making you wear.