But the person you're tailgating is thinking..
2. What you're thinking when dangerously weaving through traffic.
And what you should attach to your bumper.
3. Repeatedly honking your horn for any reason besides preventing IMMINENT DOOM.
Which leads many people to assume..
5. Waiting until the last second to merge.
6. Disregarding cyclists on the road.
But they were CLEARLY in a "No-Cycle" zone! The only course of action was to clip them with my side view mirror.
To be fair, most cyclists also disregard motorists.
7. Texting and Driving
9. Trying to avoid traffic by driving on the shoulder.
We're all wishing this happens to people who do this.