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Nothing Will Emotionally Fuck You Up As Much As "Toy Story" Does

"As the years go by, our friendship will never die."

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You might be thinking, “Um, what ignited this Toy Story spark in you, Amanda?”

Well, TBH, it all started with that video of the girl and her dad singing “You’ve Got a Friend in Me." I heard it and thought, WTF THIS SONG IS SO SAD.

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The song is the epitome of friendship and it's so freaking pure and beautiful.

We all deserve the kind of friend who makes you feel like this song.

SERIOUSLY, all the toys did was love Andy, love one another, and just care for one another.

Like, I admit in the first movie Woody is kind of an asshole. He wants to get rid of Buzz because he loves Andy so much and just wants to be Andy’s favorite.

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You can’t really judge him because WTF he’s a toy, you’re not, you don’t know his life, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A TOY.

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But then serious shit happens at Sid’s house and Woody and Buzz almost die. But they realize how much they BOTH love Andy and decide to escape Sid's weird house.

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(I feel bad for Sid — his toys didn't love him at all...and that's just really sad. )

Then, in the second movie Woody is LITERALLY toy-napped while Andy is at camp by that weird AF dude, who we find out later to be Andy’s dead dad’s enemy (WOW WTF PLOT TWIST).

As Woody is toy-napped, we find Jessie and we get the fucking saddest moment ever in Toy Story 2. "When She Loved Me" by Sarah McLaughlin starts playing and you see how Jessie feels after she's abandoned by her kid.

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Luckily, by the end of this movie, all the toys (plus the new additions: Jessie and Bullseye) end up safe and sound back at Andy's house and everyone lives happily ever after...

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As they are trying to escape the terrible daycare they're donated to, THEY ALMOST GET FUCKING BURNED TO DEATH AND THEY LITERALLY ACCEPT THE FACT THAT THEY'RE GONNA DIE.

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(Which in, like, the grand scheme of things dying that is a REALLY FUCKED-UP WAY TO GO.)

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SIDE NOTE ABOUT THE THIRD MOVIE: ANDY’S DOG IS REALLY OLD AND THAT MAKES ME SAD TOO.

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  1. Well, I've poured my heart out, what do you think about Toy Story?

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    My heart is broken
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    It makes me sad, but not like THAT sad
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    It makes me wish that toys were real
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    I actually hate Toy Story
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    It's just a movie and you need to get the fuck over it
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Well, I've poured my heart out, what do you think about Toy Story?
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    My heart is broken
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    It makes me sad, but not like THAT sad
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    It makes me wish that toys were real
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    I actually hate Toy Story
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    It's just a movie and you need to get the fuck over it
 
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