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19 Things That Will Make Any Impatient Person Scream Their Fucking Head Off

I know you can't WAIT to read this.

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1. Fast food restaurants that should be named slow food restaurants.

3. Trying to get somewhere early only to be surrounded by people who don't know how to drive.


4. Trying to keep good news a secret.

5. People talking too much when you're just trying to get off the phone.

Me waiting for my mom to stop talking & hang up after i said "okay" for the 20th time

7. Trying to make a flight only to find the TSA line is extra long that day.

TSA line so long at Chicago O'Hare that it took up the rest of the terminal and had to wrap around. #ihatethewait


9. Teachers who take FOREVER to get your grades back to you.


13. Being the first one to wake up at a sleepover and having to wait for everyone else to get up.

When you're the first one awake at a sleepover

15. Trying to order a drink at a packed bar when the bartender is no where near you.

Waiting for the bartender to notice me like...


16. Having any sort of work done on your car.

When you actually turn your music down and hear all types of shit wrong with your car.

18. Heating up anything in the microwave for longer than two minutes.

Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes