1. A foamy latte will make you farty and bloated.
2. If you're seriously in love with one type of shirt, there is no shame in buying it in every color.
3. There's no greater joy in life then grabbing some Orange Mocha Frappucino's with your best friends.
4. Never underestimate the element of surprise.
5. Even if you are completely clueless as to what you're supposed to be doing, always give it your all.
6. Don't let anyone tell you what to do.
7. If it comes from the Earth's ground, it should be okay.
8. Work is work, and it can be tough no matter what size of the 'rock'.
9. Self-discovery is a natural stage in every individual's life.
10. Everybody feels as if they're going crazy at one point or another.
11. Playing it cool is the ultimate way to win any argument/confrontation.
12. If one of your technological devices isn't performing the way it should; banging, hitting, and throwing it will NOT fix the problem.
13. Perfecting the art of 'The Stare Down' will get you far in life.
14. And one last piece of advice from Derek Zoolander: There is more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good-looking.
Thank you Zoolander, thank you.
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