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1. The Zuckerberg-Ain't-Got-Shizz-On-You Hoodie
2. Sweet brass chains on your camera (if you're a photographer).
3. Add a belt to your frumpiest dresses.
4. Dress pants that are sweat pants!
5. Add a hat to your lumberjack wear.
6. On that note... grow a beard and wear glasses for the complete package.
7. Add a Daniel Faraday skinny tie to whatever.
8. Upgrade your crappy jeans with nice shoes.
9. Add glasses to your "laundry day" getup.
10. Uh... bowtie?
11. Wear a distinguished stache.
12. Upcycle ex-husband's duds.
13. Add a freaking sweet watch.
14. Hide your pasties with leggings and tights.
15. Wear so many layers that you become an optical illusion.
16. Suspenders.
Just don't forget YOUR PANTS, silly!
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