The Zuckerberg-Ain't-Got-Shizz-On-You Hoodie
Sweet brass chains on your camera (if you're a photographer).
Add a belt to your frumpiest dresses.
Dress pants that are sweat pants!
Add a hat to your lumberjack wear.
On that note... grow a beard and wear glasses for the complete package.
Add a Daniel Faraday skinny tie to whatever.
Upgrade your crappy jeans with nice shoes.
Add glasses to your "laundry day" getup.
Wear a distinguished stache.
Upcycle ex-husband's duds.
Add a freaking sweet watch.
Hide your pasties with leggings and tights.
Wear so many layers that you become an optical illusion.
Just don't forget YOUR PANTS, silly!