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    If Donald Trump Went To A Grocery Store

    The epic tale of what would ensue if the Donald ventured in to your local supermarket.

    AmandaJensen223
    by AmandaJensen223

    Community Contributor

    1.

    csmonitor.com

    While perusing the magazines in the checkout line, “Kate Middleton on the cover of People? I’m sure her wedding didn’t get near the ratings of Celebrity Apprentice!”

    2.

    media.salon.com

    He must make a stop to the aisle with the hair care products. “Hmm where is the Sideshow Bob orange? I must have my signature hue!”

    3.

    t0.gstatic.com

    While still fumbling around the hair care aisle, “ok I will settle for Kathy Griffin ginger, but don’t get me NEAR that carroty mess that is Lindsay Lohan.

    4.

    andpop.com

    Melania will have my head if I go for the Entenmanns’s donut variety pack.

    5.

    joemcginniss.net

    I will give $1 million to charity if they have the brand of Spaghettio’s I’m craving.

    6.

    blogger.com

    In the midst of scoping out some produce, “I bet Rosie O’Donnell couldn’t pick out a melon like this.”

    7.

    sogoodblog.com

    The Donald, thumping melons and taking names.

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