While perusing the magazines in the checkout line, “Kate Middleton on the cover of People? I’m sure her wedding didn’t get near the ratings of Celebrity Apprentice!”
He must make a stop to the aisle with the hair care products. “Hmm where is the Sideshow Bob orange? I must have my signature hue!”
While still fumbling around the hair care aisle, “ok I will settle for Kathy Griffin ginger, but don’t get me NEAR that carroty mess that is Lindsay Lohan.
Melania will have my head if I go for the Entenmanns’s donut variety pack.
I will give $1 million to charity if they have the brand of Spaghettio’s I’m craving.
In the midst of scoping out some produce, “I bet Rosie O’Donnell couldn’t pick out a melon like this.”
The Donald, thumping melons and taking names.
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