All The Shades Of Heavyweights

The complex men that made even Nurse Julie take notice

1. Pat Finley

He breaks up with his girlfriend every summer to play the field. Watch out for this Casanova.


2. Lars

I can massage that sciatic nerve of yours anytime. And don’t worry; your deviated septum is like a mating call.

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3. Tony Perkis

If only mint green spandex made the transition into 21st century fashion…


4. Tim

Anyone who can jive to the love machine and rock jorts becomes universally appealing to all the ladies

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5. Maury Garner

There would be no Dr. Phil without your pioneering efforts


The original class of men that tantalized the ladies

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