A Sophisticated Collection Of Douchebag Gifts & Decor

Never seen all of those words paired up together in one sentence before? Touché , douché. Class up your life with a touch of d-bag.

1. Don't Stain My Table, Douchebag Coasters

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More polite than actually saying it yourself. 8 coasters, 2 each of 4 designs. $9.99 here.

2. Fancy Antique Framed Douche

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Obviously, something ever house must have. Buy yours here for $15 if you haven't already.

3. Dainty Douche Bag Broach.

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Dainty, delicate, douche bag. Around $12 here.

4. Happy BD, DB.

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Even D-bags have birthdays, you know. $5 here.

5. Douchebag China Plate

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Reworked vintage 6 1/2" porcelain bread and butter plate with blue embossed spiral border. Other design include "wanker" and "moron". $26.00 here.

6. Aaron Sorkin's "Charlie Wilson's War" Douchebag Quote Print

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Minimal, typographic print of an Aaron Sorkin quote from the movie "Charlie Wilson's War". $15 here.

7. Douche Buette Gum

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Ooh la la! Tu es tres douche-y! 8 pieces of fruit gum. $1.50 here.

8. Douche Fashion Typography

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Douchebag fashion on an American Apparel tank. $23.99 here.

9. Hello, my name is Douche Bag (gum).

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Peppermint flavor and classy. $1.50 here.

10. DIY Douche

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"Damn it! I can't find my driving moccasins anywhere!" This cross stitch pattern features the infamous Douchebag Jar from the TV show "New Girl". Download the pattern and DIY for only $2.99.

11. The Douche Card

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Disseminate at your will.

12. What kind of douche are you?

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Write that d-bag up.