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10 Things Robots Should Definitely Be Doing For Us By Now

What if robots texted your ex for you? Well, not yet...but Aloft Hotels' robotic butler, Botlr, might surprise you with its skills!

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1. Repair plastic straws that randomly get a hole and stop working.

Because where even is the hole that is ruining your tasty beverage?
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Because where even is the hole that is ruining your tasty beverage?

2. Remove your phone from your pocket before you drunk-dial your ex for the fifth time this week.

There’s a reason they’re listed as "DO NOT CALL/ANSWER” in your phone.
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There’s a reason they’re listed as "DO NOT CALL/ANSWER” in your phone.

3. Slap your hand away before you accidentally hit "reply all" to your entire company about how hot the new person is.

Welp.
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Welp.

4. Act as your bodyguard when a venue gets way too crowded.

"Please keep your distance, sir."
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"Please keep your distance, sir."

5. Dismember this atrocity once and for all:

No one should have to battle that alone.
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No one should have to battle that alone.

6. Wait in line for a drink at a crowded bar for you.

Because just giving up is not an option.
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Because just giving up is not an option.

7. Lift you up at your favorite concert when every tall person rejects your enticing offer to jump on their shoulders.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

8. Distract your cat every time that feline tries to wake you up at 4 a.m.

Catnip? Robot, you're hired.
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Catnip? Robot, you're hired.

9. Craft a witty, charming, and ~*super-casual*~ text message to that stunner you met at the bar last night.

Your "Hey, what's up?" doesn't always woo.
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Your "Hey, what's up?" doesn't always woo.

10. And, most pressing of all, reconstruct your burger when it falls apart.

A fairy dies every time all of the bacon or avocado falls out of your cheeseburger.
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A fairy dies every time all of the bacon or avocado falls out of your cheeseburger.

Guess what! Botlr, a robotic butler, is hitting the road and rolling from Cupertino to South Beach to NYC — so watch out, world!

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