Effed Up Vintage Ads For Women

Some offensive, some bizarre, some an inspired mixture of both.

Flickr: ill_lithid

No fatties, even little girl fatties.

Flickr: 18454692@N00

Uh.

Flickr: oldladychic

Haha, you're doing damage to your heart, you're adorable!

Flickr: hollywoodplace

What what is is this this

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"Difficult days."

Flickr: hollywoodplace

Oh.

Flickr: 79895358@N02

Your breath destroyed our marriage.

Flickr: oldladychic

Yeah, try it.

Flickr: sa_steve

I just don't understand these new-fangled driving contraptions!

Flickr: hollywoodplace

"Yes, this one will go nicely in the living room."

Flickr: 18454692@N00

I think there may be some subliminal message here.

Flickr: us_army_rolling_along

I'm Ron Burgundy?

Flickr: 18454692@N00

Yes.

Flickr: christianmontone

To be fair, at least they get to the point.

Flickr: 42817804@N04

Apparently it was necessary to make an ad explaining/apologizing why the flight attendants working at this airline would be wearing pants from now on.

Flickr: hollywoodplace

Chill out, Sandra.

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Advocating the use of laxatives as a weight loss product.

Flickr: sa_steve

This one's just confusing.

Flickr: christianmontone

WHAT,

Flickr: silverbluestar

You know how women go batshit crazy over laundry detergent.

Flickr: 67591503@N08

Women, you're ugly when you have a headache.

Flickr: hollywoodplace

"Ugh, you want the WOMAN to wear GLASSES and hold BOOKS? You're really doing a number on me, Phil. Okay, fine, but all she can wear is tights."

Flickr: dalaiwmn

You idiots!

Flickr: retrofuture

Lick.

Flickr: oldglory

Another ad from Chi-Ches-Ters.

Flickr: 18454692@N00

Because when you have the right tampon, being a clown is easy.