You Know You're An Alpha Gam If...

"Inspire the woman. Impact the world."

You wear pearls to just about every social function.

You have an urge to buy all things squirrel.

You have International Reunion Day (IRD) and Founders' Day marked in your calendar.

You wore a lettered stole or cap at graduation.

You decorate everything in red, buff, and green.

Your dream is to be featured in the Quarterly.

You were a member of Executive Council at your chapter.

Your work attire is inspired by the various rounds of recruitment.

You celebrate National Squirrel Appreciation Day.

It's on January 21st.

Bid Day was one of the best experiences of your college career.

You're a member of your city's Jr. Circle or Alumnae group.

You know the names of all the founders.

Marguerite Shepard, Estelle Shepard Beswick, Georgia Alberta Dickover, Jennie Titus Smith Morris, Ethel Evelyn Brown Distin, Grace Mosher Harter, Edith MacConnell Hickok, Mary Louise Snider, Georgia Otis Chipman, Flora Knight Mayer, and Emily Helen Butterfield.

You've visited the Alpha house, designed by founder Emily Helen Butterfield.

You identify songs on your iPod by the rounds of recruitment they were played.

"Feels Like Home" by Chantal Kreviazuk, anyone?

You knew someone at Alpha (or were part of Alpha Chapter).

You "throw what you know" whenever you're with your sisters.

You volunteer or work for IHQ.

You sing recruitment songs even after recruitment is over.

"Come on in, join the fun, meet the Alpha Gams each one."

You have at least one entire drawer dedicated to Alpha Gam swag.

You can recite the Greek alphabet.

Alpha, beta, gamma, delta, epsilon... oh, you get the picture!

You keep a photo like this at your desk (in an Alpha Gamma Delta frame, of course).

Roses are your favorite flower.

You know that Gamma Mu sister Karen McCullah Lutz wrote....

10 Things I Hate About You, Legally Blonde, She's the Man, and House Bunny.