April Fools On The Internet Makes My Heart Hurt

It’s April Fools Day, I get it. But my heart and soul have been crushed my this terrible, dirty joke. Shows such as “30 Rock,” “Parks and Recreation,” and “Arrested Development” are sacred to me. HULU is MEAN!

1. Okay, fine. I can live with this joke. I GUESS don’t NEED to see “Itchy and Scratchy.”

2. Alright… Fine. You’re going to trick me more, Hulu? Whatever, I’ll keep my cool.

3. Now you’re really starting to PISS ME OFF, Hulu. You mean to tell me that I CAN’T actually watch these shows? FINE! WHATEVER! I don’t even care…

4. WOW! It’s not like I’m on an “Arrested Development” withdrawal or anything… Keep pulling this shit, Hulu. WHATEVER. I DON’T EVEN CARE!

5. No, but for real.

6. ALRIGHT BITCH! That is ENOUGH! “The Rural Juror” IS NOT SOMETHING YOU JOKE ABOUT! Hulu.com, you have crushed my dreams.

7. Now this is where we all go home and cry in the shower. Hope is lost. Nothing is real. Life has lost all meaning. Good bye.

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