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2016 Is The Year Of The HALAL SNACK PACK.

Bismillah!

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First, just LOOK at it.

The Chip < Cheese < Meat < Sauce ratio is 🔑
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The Chip < Cheese < Meat < Sauce ratio is 🔑

Which is why people go to great lengths to document their love for HSP.

NEWS FLASH: Jannah exists in a styrofoam pack.
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NEWS FLASH: Jannah exists in a styrofoam pack.

Be prepared for a MELTDOWN coz the hunger is real...

We feel you, brother &lt;3
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We feel you, brother <3

Some even went the full monty for that chip-cheese-meat-sauce combo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

BONUS: It&#x27;s halal.
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BONUS: It's halal.

Sometimes, it could even end up in ROMANCE.

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FYI, there’s a shock ending in this one.

If you're in a rush, watch from 2.26 onwards.

Even THIS guy couldn’t resist the power of HSP.

We see you 😡
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We see you 😡

BUT.. there are elements that make a HSP absolutely HARAM.

“My friend got a snack pack with salad. أفسدت الشيطان ل Shaytan has corrupted him.”
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“My friend got a snack pack with salad. أفسدت الشيطان ل Shaytan has corrupted him.”

Stating the obv: anything green is ‘frowned upon’.

The only acceptable vegetable is chip.
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The only acceptable vegetable is chip.

Plus, there’s an unspoken war between HSPs and the Fatties.

So you MUST choose a side.
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So you MUST choose a side.

Haven’t had one yet? Prep your starter pack.

Actually, the trick is to quickly get back on the 🐎
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Actually, the trick is to quickly get back on the 🐎

Especially since the addiction just went INTERNATIONALE.

🙏

Will there be a HSP stop in every town & city on Earth, enjoyed by every person, at any age?

Insyallah!
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Insyallah!

Thank you, the founders of the Halal Snack Pack Appreciation Society (HSPAS) for enlightening our ways towards the the meaty, styrofoam peaks of Jannah. Alhamdullilah!

Also: props to the mighty Halal squat.
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Also: props to the mighty Halal squat.

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