Alas the plight of the hipster, your PBR and mustaches have over-saturated the market. The only question now is what type of hipster you want to be— the entitled hobo? Maybe the quirky fangirl—there’s so many uniquely marketed trends to try!
You just graduated college, everyone is so proud. All of those years of hard work, all-night study sessions, nervous breakdowns, partying and boozing have finally earned you a Degree of some sort! No more teachers no more books—wait, now what?
She is a tiny Pomeranian that wears pantaloons for every occasion.