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WTF MY EX CAN FLY????
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a woman came into the salon today to get a blow out and her makeup done the occasion? she's breaking up with her boyfriend tonight
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Sometimes relationships don't work out because of timing, but most of the time it's because someone is an asshole.
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When your ex says they'll find someone better than you
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*casually texts 'why do you deny heaven' to all my exes*
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I tried to swipe a crumb off my phone and accidentally liked all 240 pictures of my ex girlfriend’s trip to Maui with Roger
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when your ex hits you up
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I love restaurants with iPads I have all my receipts texted to my ex. Thats right Jen you missed out on a ton of pizza. hope the babies cool
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Ex: What happened to us? What happened to the magic in our relationship? Me:
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Oh great. My ex just walked into this restaurant where I'm sitting eating french fries alone. Sending this tweet so it looks like I'm busy.
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Order of acceptable breakup methods from worst to best: Facebook Text Email Call In person Written on a sheet cake
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One time my ex was really mad at me after we broke things off & he sent me this & never talked to me again
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im your DJ for the night and this next one goes out to all my ex gfs: please help me what is my Netflix password i got logged out
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When breaking up with your first boyfriend/girlfriend, it helps to say "you'll always be the answer to my online banking security question."
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when your ex hits you up with the "I miss you" text
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today I saw my ex so I quickly picked up my phone & shouted HELLO, BEYONCE? BEYONCE FROM THE HIT MUSICAL GROUP DESTINY'S CHILD? then I ran
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Once, when I was 15, a girl broke up with me and I listened to stand by me on repeat while lying face down on the floor
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This is still the most accurate "girls before and after a breakup" pic
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i feel so bad for my exes like imagine losing me
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the stages of a breakup: 1. denial 2. anger 3. bargaining 4. taking pictures of everything you do to make sure people know you're having fun
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When your ex hits you up, you gotta do this
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IF U BUMP INTO UR EX WITH HIS NEW GIRL ACT FAKE EXCITED TO MEET HER AND SINCERELY SAY "OMG I RLY LIKE UR PAJAMAS" NO MATTER WHAT SHE WEARING