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Only College Students Have Done 42/61 Of These Things

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    Gone to sleep at 4 a.m.
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    Woke up at 2 p.m.
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    Napped every day
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    Felt exhausted regardless of how much you sleep
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    Lived on coffee
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    Stayed in the library until 1 a.m.
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    Fallen asleep in the library
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    Fallen asleep in class
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    Called your parents and cried
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    Called your parents and asked for money
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    Called your parents and realized you just really like talking to them
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    Forgotten what it's like to have your own space
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    Waited until the night before it was due to start writing a paper
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    Binge-watched Netflix instead of studying
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    Netflix and chilled
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    Avoided a particular dining hall food
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    Forgotten your ID and locked yourself out of your building
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    Forgotten your key and locked yourself out of your room
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    Gotten written up by an RA
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    Gone streaking
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    Tailgated a school football game
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    Failed an exam
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    Begged a professor to raise your grade
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    Pulled an all-nighter
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    Been a brand rep
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    Played an intramural sport
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    Calculated the lowest grade you could get on an exam and still pass a class
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    Slept through an exam
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    Burnt popcorn and made your whole floor smell
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    Caused the fire alarm to go off
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    Been in the shower when the fire alarm went off
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    Been sleeping when the fire alarm went off
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    Had a crush on a professor
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    Had a really old professor
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    Had class outside
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    Begged your TA to give you an extension
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    Taken a class that you never actually went to
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    Gone on social media during class
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    Had a professor who gives out ridiculous amounts of extra credit
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    Ordered pizza after a night out
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    Thrown up in front of campus security
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    Gotten a citation for public urination
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    Gone to lunch with your professor
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    Gone a full month without doing laundry
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    Thought you were going to be friends with your orientation group
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    Gotten on 20 different clubs' listservs
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    Walked into the wrong class
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    Voted in a student election
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    Been aggressively approached by a student who is campaigning for student government
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    Mastered the skill of dodging people giving out flyers
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    Hooked up in a classroom
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    Hooked up with a grad student
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    Hooked up in your room with your roommate there
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    Hooked up with your TA
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    Hooked up in the library
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    Hooked up with someone that lived on your floor
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    Chosen a seat next to someone you were hooking up with and had it backfire
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    Had an awkward run-in with a hook-up in the dining hall
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    Pretended not to see a hook-up on campus
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    Been sexiled
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    Worn a different college's sweatshirt and gotten called out for it
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    Done work while drunk or high

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