1. Calculate how many minutes it will take to get frostbite if you go outside without gloves.
2. Navigate the Mall of America.
3. The Minnesota Goodbye.
5. Make a hotdish out of whatever is sitting in the pantry.
6. Keep from slipping and falling on ice.
7. Tell if the lake is good to drive on.
8. Drive in a blizzard.
9. Properly assemble lefse.
10. Small talk.
11. When to shift into D2.
12. Rock purple.
13. And most of all, be nice.
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