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Response to What Ron Swanson Quote Always Makes You Laugh?:
“Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man how to fish and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man, fishing isn’t that hard.”
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Response to What’s The Funniest Moment From “The Office”?:
“You can’t fire me! I don’t work in this van!” -Dwight
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RIGHT!?!?
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“YOU CAN’T FIRE ME! I DON’T WORK IN THIS VAN!” - Dwight ‘The Injury’
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This sentiment works for both “Stripes” and “Full Metal Jacket” (Weird, yet true IMO). Break it in the middle, keep the first part and expand it. Ditch the second half. Done.
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#6 is it just me, or is that the smallest salad ever?
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Response to What Dog And Cat Names Actually Mean: